After the long awaited Crawfish Boil and all of its splendor dissipated, Jen and I went down to San Diego so I could interview for a Yob. We stayed in a hotel in the Gas Lamp District, and took zero pictures. After the interview, Jen was like, where do you want to go, the Zoo or Sea World? I said, emphatically, like a high-pitched tween, "SEA WORLD"!!!!! I've always wanted to go, ever since I saw "Free Willy."
It was more than amazing. We saw the Budweiser Horses.
We saw Shamu. Note that the stadium looks a lot like a mega church. It was pretty much "believe" this and "spiritual connection" that. After they gave a little boy a pendant necklace and let him feed and pet shamu, I ran down, punched the kid in the face, and stole the necklace. Not really. Really.
Then we saw Sharks.
It was awesome.